#CVDisaster 111

I got a #CV with a genealogy tree attached in case I didn’t know the ancestry of the applicant and the pistons #CVDisaster

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Someone sent me a CV that says “accuontant”… & nothing else… nothing else… nothing else… *echoes #CVDisaster

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“Place of birth: American University Hospital, Beirut” – Give me a minute while I question my entire existence #CVDisaster

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“Seeking a position to perform my skills and abilities at your famous company.” – I’m not recruiting for the Broadway theater! #CVDisaster

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“I like to find time for sports.” – I like to save my time and read someone else’s CV #CVDisaster

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“Green minded oriented.” – But that was not even typed on recycled paper! #CVDisaster

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“Hello Admin, Please find below my job description.” – Hello, it’s your CV I wish I found, not your job description! #CVDisaster

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“The first time in the history of my university, titled my thesis.” – The first time in history, you made history! #CVDisaster

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“Fluent in computers and all its programs” – REALLY! I’m fluent in #CVDisaster!

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There is no danger of me replying to you on [name of rifle]at[mail].com – Why such a violent email? Are you a terrorist? #CVDisaster