#CVDisaster #115

“Mother tongue in Arabic” – If you’re asking ME, well it’s لغة الام. Are you asking every single recruiter? #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #114

“I’m good at writing.” – Why not apply for a Scribe position in old Egypt? Wait, write my death certificate while you’re at it. #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #113

“Computer: good surfing skills on the internet” – Under computer, I thought you surfed big waves #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #112

After the “Birthday Date” (I hope you guys had fun) comes the “Birthdates”! How many can you have?! #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #111

I got a #CV with a genealogy tree attached in case I didn’t know the ancestry of the applicant and the pistons #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #110

Someone sent me a CV that says “accuontant”… & nothing else… nothing else… nothing else… *echoes #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #109

“Place of birth: American University Hospital, Beirut” – Give me a minute while I question my entire existence #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #108

“Seeking a position to perform my skills and abilities at your famous company.” – I’m not recruiting for the Broadway theater! #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #107

“I like to find time for sports.” – I like to save my time and read someone else’s CV #CVDisaster

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#CVDisaster #106

“Green minded oriented.” – But that was not even typed on recycled paper! #CVDisaster

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