I decided to spend the first day of the year 2013 away from Beirut. Can you guess where?
=> "With this, I wish to express my interested for being a member of your family." - Look, I’m sorry but mom said NO.
=> " I would like to occupy a career related to the HR department" - Occupy Wall Street instead!
=> "Under Graduated Degrees Arabic Literary (3 years Leseonse)" - What’s the suicide hotline number again?
=> "You will find me an observer and quick learner, fully dedicated to my career." - Sorry love, I’m not hiring monkeys today.
=> "I am currently interning at [company]" - Keep "interning" there for the next 50 years please.