Let’s say that you are some kind of business and that you have a web page. One day someone tells you about the Pan Arab Web Awards Academy on panarabwebawards.org and you believe that your website has a chance to win. So you decide to register. On the registration page, you get this message: After registering […]
=> "With this, I wish to express my interested for being a member of your family." - Look, I’m sorry but mom said NO.
=> " I would like to occupy a career related to the HR department" - Occupy Wall Street instead!
=> "Under Graduated Degrees Arabic Literary (3 years Leseonse)" - What’s the suicide hotline number again?
=> "You will find me an observer and quick learner, fully dedicated to my career." - Sorry love, I’m not hiring monkeys today.
=> "I am currently interning at [company]" - Keep "interning" there for the next 50 years please.